39 Marriage Memes for Wholesome Couples Who Found Forever

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  • 01
    Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
  • 02
    When she says "fine go ahead and do whatever you want" VIA 9GAG.COM STOP WRONG WAY DO NOT ENTER
  • 03
    It's so cute when she leaves love notes for me: I'M @mile69club ON A 200m CALL. DO NOT Walk OUT NAKED
  • 04
    I'm too old for Netflix and chill. Now I want amazon prime and commitment
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    DAD ON THE OUTSIDE DAD ON THE INSIDE I'M FINE what has 5 toes and isn't your foot? my foot my boss told me to have a good day so I went home! hi fne, I'm dad what's brown and sucky? a stick what do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? sofishticated I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me how many apples grow on a tree? all of them
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    Me showing my husband where the thing he couldn't find is, after telling him where it's at 20 times.
  • 07
    The wife loves it when I leave notes for her around the house DONT FLUSH! GONE TO GET TAPE MEASURE (POSSIBLE WORLD RECORD)
  • 08
    My feelings for you How much I am able to express
  • 09
    STAR WARS LEGO 9-14 ATAR WARS How do three men in their 30s not have $800 between them? solid snark They're-- The economy is in shambles.
  • 10
    Do you feel dominated No, he doesn't. by your wife?
  • 11
    When you told him you didn't want anything from the shop and he actually took you seriously and didn't get you anything
  • 12
    Me watching my husband sleep. soundly at 2 am instead of being wide. awake with anxiety like me. @momsconfession
  • 13
    When you're trying to be mad at your husband but you know in his own weird way he's a good man and you are a little crazy sometimes boredpanda.com
  • 14
    "You complete me." ВЯЧО
  • 15
    Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda Twitter: notacroc Source: thebestoftumbli...
  • 16
    Do that thing I like Yea, one large pizza for delivery please
  • 17
    Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken. Me: So it's a can't opener? Wife: I can't believe I married you.
  • 18
    do you like mexican because I'll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito
  • 19
    I could never be with anyone but you because another person may not be up-to-speed on the shows we're watching. someecards
  • 20
    Me flirting: "I heard you like bad girls. I'm bad at lots of things." (Winks at you with both eyes) @Let'sNotDate
  • 21
    She found me crying, she crew too, we both crode to
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    Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mary finna catch this blessing
  • 23
    MAKES YOU WATCH THE MOVIE SHE WANTS SHE FALLS ASLEEP...
  • 24
    Do you wanna get dirty? I'm not helping you repot your plants
  • 25
    will u date me? breathe if yes recite the bible in japanese if no
  • 26
    Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but I'm leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
  • 27
    when ur waiting for him to apologize but he dont know he did something wrong bc u didnt tell him bc he should know
  • 28
    People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea"... yeah but I've got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.
  • 29
    Me waiting for my wife to see the meme I texted her from across the My wife room @LIFEANDTIMESOFMOM @alrightmom made with mematic
  • 30
    Ray of the Dead @SirEviscerate HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
  • 31
    I have a question. Does anyone know when kids start listening? And by kids, I mean my mother- in-law's kids. Specifically, her son. The one that I'm married to.
  • 32
    Shout out to all the married folks out there waiting for their spouses to pass out on the couch so they can watch what they really want to. STONE COLD DADDY
  • 33
    i asked my grandpa, "after 65 years u still call grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. what's the secret?" grandpa: "i forgot her name 5 years ago and i'm scared to ask her."
  • 34
    When he constantly tags you in memes you've never seen before @MasiPopal [next thing I knew, I was pregnant]
  • 35
    I remember 90s rap lyrics and every mistake my husband's ever made, but I have no clue if I unplugged the hair straightener.
  • 36
    When it's almost bedtime and your husband starts a game with the kids that involves wrestling and screaming. @closetoclassy
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    ^ or girl * Marry a guy who says things like: - I'm proud of you, - I can't believe you're mine, -You're right. I was wrong, - You can do it, baby, - I don't know where all these plants came from... But, it's really improving the air quality and I think you need more.
  • 38
    "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am
  • 39
    target NOT HOMELESS WIFE IN TARGET 2+ HOURS PLEASE HELP

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